My hydrolic or air ride suspension causes each wheel to rise and lower independantly at my command. Thusly, by flipping two switches, one controlling a front wheel and one the back wheel, on opposite sides, I can make the car sit crooked.
I will demonstrate superior quality music that leads to high record sales. The result will be that you can buy a lot of jewlery with the money you will be paid by emulating my style.
he's insuling you by saying he will first disrespect you and your team/state by knocking the ball cap off your head, and since you like to show off he suggests you photograph your embarrassing moment and use Twitpic.com to post the picture to Twitter
I got splinters in my hand from grabbing my woodgrain steering wheel (this is probably not true but is said to show off or brag about the fact that you have a nice car with a woodgrain steering wheel)